I know I said I was gonna redo one of my crap topics, but I really like board games. Guess what I've been playing a lot lately.
Just so you know how big a geek I am, I drew a diagram in the corner to make sure this was a legal checkmate.
And just so you know the kinds of geeks I'm raising, I wasn't planning on drawing all four characters until my 5-year-old son looked at the diagram, looked at the drawing, and said, "Where's the bishop?"
Now you know the truth.